May162012

Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers

“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tim Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son.  He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots.  Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…

… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks.  Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.

(via daughterofthereverie)

May152012

chieps:

petite-choufleur:

purdaldoo:

mochaturtle:

tacotheshark:

lesbohontas:

restoremyfateinthese:

dying

OH MY GOD!!

when is it okay to kiss someone? “when they’re rich”

“…even if she looks like a truck.”

Best

“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain”

KELVIN

“I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.” 

craig is me 

seriously I laughed way too much at what derrick said. And also I love what camille said hehe that was pretty sweet =;v=.

(Source: devoureth, via daughterofthereverie)

May72012

theumbrellaseller:

hemsworthss:

science bros.

There are no words to describe my feelings about this relationship. But I’m going to try.

First of all, their parallels. Both geniuses, top of their field. Both suffered an accident that physically changed them, forever, and not in a wholesome Spider-Man kind of way. Both try to do what they can to help others despite their own issues; Banner heals people, Tony works on developing clean energy. And both struggle, in their own way, with duality; Tony and Iron Man, Bruce and the Hulk. Two identities, one body. Only difference is Iron Man’s bad side is Tony.

I mentioned somewhere that Tony sees a bit of himself in Banner because they both have a monster inside them that they can’t control, a creature that springs fully formed from the id, the base impulses and the nasty stuff at the back of the mind. Bruce’s is a giant green rage monster. Tony’s trashed a party in Iron Man 2. Banner has a control over his that Tony hasn’t quite achieved yet; don’t think I didn’t notice Tony pouring himself a whiskey when confronting Loki. Tony is envious, fascinated, and most of all, impressed by Bruce’s control.

So he doesn’t walk on eggshells around Bruce like the others, because that’s not what Bruce needs. Tony sees Bruce’s restraint, sees the quiet, brilliant man making self-deprecating jokes in the corner of the room, sees the way people look at him like he’s going to snap any second, and thinks “nope”. Tony does what no-one else aboard that Helicarrier does. He trusts him. He makes jokes and jabs him and teases him and above all, treats him exactly how he would treat anyone else— he has a great regard for Bruce’s brilliance, and tells him so, but he doesn’t try to ignore the Hulk in the room. When he says “wow, you’ve really got a handle on this, haven’t you?” he’s not saying “gosh, it’s incredible you haven’t snapped yet and killed everyone on board” he’s saying “I know you have a handle on this, you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t, so I’m gonna poke you with this sharp object to prove it”. And you can see Bruce relax, and smile, and trust him back.

But then Tony goes even further, and invites Bruce to come to his R&D department. I’m pretty sure the two of them drive off together in Tony’s car at the end of the movie to do just that. And, okay, sure, Bruce is smart, but Tony’s tech is his baby. How many people get invitations to come and see his work? He invites Bruce because he recognises his brilliance, yes, but there’s another reason. He’s inviting Bruce to come down and work with him after this is over. He’s giving Bruce something to do next, a purpose, an alternative to disappearing into the ether to be alone with his monster. Tony knows from experience that being alone with your issues doesn’t end well, so for what’s only the third time in his life he extends the hand of friendship to a guy he’s known barely an hour.

And then, he tells Bruce to let the beast loose. Not just because they need him to fight, but because it will help him. If Bruce can take this thing that he sees as a curse and turn it into a gift, well, that’s going to lift him out of a very dark place. I’m not saying Tony knew about Bruce’s attempted suicide, but I think he had a suspicion that Bruce had been, in his words, “low”. So he encourages Bruce to take all that crap and pain and the Other Guy and use him to help people; after all, that’s what he did.

And it pays off. Nobody— nobody— thinks Bruce is going to turn up for that final battle. You can see the look on Natasha and Steve’s faces when Tony asks if Bruce turned up yet. They’ve counted Bruce out. Guy’s a mess, right? He’s too volatile. Doesn’t play well with others. He could never work as part of a team. No-one thinks he’ll come through when it matters. Except Tony. He has faith in him, and that faith is rewarded. It’s no wonder the Hulk is the one to catch Tony. Tony’s the one who helped let him out. He’s just returning the favor.

(via low-key-lye-smith)

9PM
popculturebrain:

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.


And Lilly showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”

popculturebrain:

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.

And Lilly showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”

(via low-key-lye-smith)

April262012
12AM

goodnightlockseneca:

adamusprime:

wait how the hell is april almost over already it just started like yesterday

(via ianisourqueen)

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rainbowchibbutt:

nemir0n:

emilythesmelly:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

He’s bread, Jim. 

…That is amazing and omfg the story

rainbowchibbutt:

nemir0n:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

He’s bread, Jim. 

…That is amazing and omfg the story

(Source: secretsbest, via ianisourqueen)

March72012

DOOR PUNS

cheeeseman:

We all have a special connection to our doors.

For the Harry Potter Fans:

For The Dog Lover: 

For the children’s cartoon watcher:

And for the people who CANNOT SIMPLY WALK INTO THEIR ROOM. 

What is YOUR connection?

(via sirlotsofnames)

4PM
realmuggleamy:

All this bickering about bandwagons is really starting to bug me. Did I know who Kony was before watching the video? Of course I did. I’ve taken International Law… I know how the ICC functions… I know who’s on the top of their list. Did I know about Invisible Children before watching the video? Of course I did. I knew about the organization ever since one of my good friends started a chapter of the club at our high school. I didn’t formally join since I was already a leader of several similar clubs which promoted global awareness, but we did collaborate on several projects.
But does any of that matter? Of course not! The point of the campaign is to enlighten the world about who Kony is and what he’s doing. If everyone already knew about him, this campaign would be useless. So get your ego in check, stop accusing people of simply “joining the bandwagon,” and actually do something! If you’re as informed as you say you are, you would be doing everything you could to help get the word out, instead of trying to discourage people from joining the cause.
Do I support every single thing the Kony 2012 campaign stands for? I can’t answer that question since I haven’t yet read specifically what they’re advocating. Since I was never a member of the organization, I don’t have a solid grasp on what their policies are. The video was very powerful, yes, but I won’t make a decision based on the video alone. Regardless, I support their main goal: global awareness of the issue. One can’t make an informed decision without knowing the facts first. And that’s exactly what this campaign does. So unless you’re opposed to people knowing the facts and being motivated to learn more about what is happening in the world right now, then stop being a critic. Simply tearing the campaign down won’t accomplish anything. It’s easy to criticize others, but before you do, ask yourself this: What have I done that will cause a better impact that what the Kony 2012 campaign is doing? What have I  done to raise awareness at such a large scale? What have Idone to help these innocent children? If the answer is nothing, then get off your cynical bum and do something that fits your own vision of what this campaign should be like. But if that’s too much work for you, then, by all means, continue doing nothing; but at least stop discouraging people who actually want to take action by learning more about the campaign.

realmuggleamy:

All this bickering about bandwagons is really starting to bug me. Did I know who Kony was before watching the video? Of course I did. I’ve taken International Law… I know how the ICC functions… I know who’s on the top of their list. Did I know about Invisible Children before watching the video? Of course I did. I knew about the organization ever since one of my good friends started a chapter of the club at our high school. I didn’t formally join since I was already a leader of several similar clubs which promoted global awareness, but we did collaborate on several projects.

But does any of that matter? Of course not! The point of the campaign is to enlighten the world about who Kony is and what he’s doing. If everyone already knew about him, this campaign would be useless. So get your ego in check, stop accusing people of simply “joining the bandwagon,” and actually do something! If you’re as informed as you say you are, you would be doing everything you could to help get the word out, instead of trying to discourage people from joining the cause.

Do I support every single thing the Kony 2012 campaign stands for? I can’t answer that question since I haven’t yet read specifically what they’re advocating. Since I was never a member of the organization, I don’t have a solid grasp on what their policies are. The video was very powerful, yes, but I won’t make a decision based on the video alone. Regardless, I support their main goal: global awareness of the issue. One can’t make an informed decision without knowing the facts first. And that’s exactly what this campaign does. So unless you’re opposed to people knowing the facts and being motivated to learn more about what is happening in the world right now, then stop being a critic. Simply tearing the campaign down won’t accomplish anything. It’s easy to criticize others, but before you do, ask yourself this: What have I done that will cause a better impact that what the Kony 2012 campaign is doing? What have I  done to raise awareness at such a large scale? What have Idone to help these innocent children? If the answer is nothing, then get off your cynical bum and do something that fits your own vision of what this campaign should be like. But if that’s too much work for you, then, by all means, continue doing nothing; but at least stop discouraging people who actually want to take action by learning more about the campaign.

(Source: thatrandommuggle)

1PM

madeinpanem:

sarcasticandsly:

dreamparticles:

theydotheunpredictable:

bakerstreetmovienight:

Sherlock gif’s with Starkid quotes as suggested by the absolute genius that is livelovelennon. I may have gotten utterly carried away making these, but I just loved the idea so much, I couldn’t resist!

Feel free to use these as you like and if you have any other quotes (from anything at all) you’d like to see on a gif let me know!

This one though :’)

i am deadddddd

Can someone make one of Moriarty saying: I thought killing people would make them like me but it doesn’t. It just makes them dead. 

PLEASE? 

sobbing

(Source: , via low-key-lye-smith)

February282012

(Source: jamesfrancoco, via how-ood)

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